Dec 23, 2005
LeadU NEWS
Vol. 2, No. 51

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From the Founder – Mike R. Jay, Master Business Coach ======================================

Leadership and Humor

Whenever you use humor, there is someone somewhere who is not laughing and that's probably the biggest danger for a leader.

During the festive time of year, people just get giddy with the spirit of the season and of course, we at Leadership University are no different.

The holiday season is among us and soon will morph itself into another year, but before we leave Santa, I wanted to share with you some funny ideas about our selves. At times, I suspect we all are victims of some of these carols?

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do I Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

GRANDIOSE:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and
Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

PARANOID:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out,
I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout,
Maybe I'll Tell You Why

SOCIOPATH:
Thoughts of Roasting You on an Open Fire...

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock...

And to all...a good night.

Mike R. Jay, Founder
http://www.leadu.com


P.S. Please visit my blog
http://www.integraleader.com/ to comment on this and other articles about leadership.

P.P.S. Mike's private, member-only blog is available to those who wish to join, at their own risk: http://www.ontheprofessionaledge.com/founder

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